Class

Summer school started two weeks ago.

For now, it is safe to say that I have not fell asleep in class. In fact, I paid real attention and actually took notes! Yeah, I didn't really jot down anything for the past few semesters sometimes.

I am loving my Engineering Economics class. My professor is so funny and scary at the same time. My classmates are very creative people too. The professor has a few rules and one of them is to not be late for class. The excuses people came up with are just so honest and funny.

Prof: Why are you late?!
Student 1: I parked further than I normally park.

Prof: Why are you late?! You are always late for class!
Student 2: No, I was never late.
Prof: Fine. You never know.

Prof: Why are you late?! This is the second time you're late for my class!
Student 3: No, this is my first time...
Prof: Did you tell her to tell me that this is her first time if I were to ask why is she late?

Prof: Why are you late?!
Student 4: I just got into town.
Prof: What do you mean?
Student 4: My plane just landed at 2. I can show you the itinerary if you want.
Prof: No, I don't care about your ticket. Are you telling me you flew here just to take my course? Do you do this every time? This is the newest excuse I've ever heard my entire life.

These people keep me awake in class.